slaughterhouse90210:

“Basically, I realized I was living in that awful stage of life between twenty-six to and thirty-seven known as stupidity. It’s when you don’t know anything, not even as much as you did when you were younger, and you don’t even have a philosophy about all the things you don’t know, the way you did when you were twenty or would again when you were thirty-eight.” ― Lorrie Moore, Anagrams
Jul 22, 2014 / 846 notes

slaughterhouse90210:

“Basically, I realized I was living in that awful stage of life between twenty-six to and thirty-seven known as stupidity. It’s when you don’t know anything, not even as much as you did when you were younger, and you don’t even have a philosophy about all the things you don’t know, the way you did when you were twenty or would again when you were thirty-eight.”
― Lorrie Moore,
Anagrams

slaughterhouse90210:

“What hurts so bad about youth isn’t the actual butt whippings the world delivers. It’s the stupid hopes playacting like certainties.”― Mary Karr, Lit: A Memoir
Jul 22, 2014 / 312 notes

slaughterhouse90210:

“What hurts so bad about youth isn’t the actual butt whippings the world delivers. It’s the stupid hopes playacting like certainties.”
― Mary Karr, Lit: A Memoir

sticksstonesandherringbones:

Cooper the Frog here…
…
This is the fourth installment in what is (apparently) an ongoing Muppets/Twin Peaks mash-up series.
You can find the previous installments HERE, HERE, and HERE.
Jul 17, 2014 / 386 notes

sticksstonesandherringbones:

Cooper the Frog here…

This is the fourth installment in what is (apparently) an ongoing Muppets/Twin Peaks mash-up series.

You can find the previous installments HERE, HERE, and HERE.

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wamwan:

Source: Katie Heaney

great now i’m super self-conscious of how i express laughter

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND
Jun 30, 2014 / 473,100 notes

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

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Jun 28, 2014 / 86,134 notes

getting a burrito at the whole foods burrito bar.

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mythicgeek:

This is never not funny
Jun 28, 2014 / 223,733 notes

mythicgeek:

This is never not funny

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Jun 28, 2014 / 51 notes
Wrightsville Beach, NC. Best beach in the world.
Jun 25, 2014 / 2 notes

Wrightsville Beach, NC. Best beach in the world.

Beach babes.
Jun 25, 2014 / 1 note

Beach babes.